Are you a real villain?

Well, technically, nah. Have you ever caught a good guy...like-like a superhero? Nah. Have you ever had a disguise? Nah, nah. Alright. I guess I will teach you guys how to be villains! Hey! We are number one! Hey! We are number one! Now listen closely! Here's a little lesson in trickery. This is going down in history! If you wanna be a villain number one, You have to chase a superhero on the run! Just follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound! Shh! No, don't touch that! We are number one! Hey! We are number one! Ha ha ha! Now look at this net, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to throw! Go! Throw it on him, not me! Uh, let's try something else. Now watch and learn, here's the deal. You slip and slide on this banana peel! Ha ha ha, gasp! What are you doing!? Hey! We are number one! Hey! We are number one! We are number one! Hey! We are number one! Hey! Hey!